No clue who this guy is. None. What am I doing here anyway? No, I’m not going to be nice to him. You be nice to him. What? He’s standing right behind me?

Oh hi! We were just talking about you. Love your work!

A mountain behind a large body of water makes every author stand out. This is majestic and important. You should definitely put that on your website.
— Abraham Lincoln
 

Jonathan Andrew is out of his blinking mind. He seems to believe that he doesn't need to pick a single genre for his writing, that he can dabble in science fiction and fantasy, mystery, comedy, historical fiction, and suspense. He has this crazy pants mcnutjob idea that if you write compelling stories about interesting, unlikely heroes engaging in witty dialogue, people will just go with it. What a jerk.

Andrew's writing has been described as "Dostoevsky but with more whimsy" and "C.S. Lewis meets Flannery O'Connor as scripted by a super high Aaron Sorkin." He is presently trying to hunt down the people who said these things so that he can challenge them to a duel.

He is married with two children. You should buy his books so that he'll stop using the same cup for soda at McDonalds every day.